The answers to the questions you're afraid to ask: Yes, I've been called that before; No, I didn't say either of those things; Yes, I studied there but I'm not a trust fund baby; Yes, I wore one once and there is a picture out there somewhere; No, I won't post that picture here; Yes, I am married (to the Democratic Party and my record collection); No, I don't know where she is now. "Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth!"